adventuresingay:

I know you’re all gonna convert it to inches…

adventuresingay:

30,000 friends!!!!!!!!! Jiminey-poop-holes, I don’t even know what to say. Thanks to each and every one of you for all the support. I’m so glad there are other people out there who aren’t afraid to laugh. Well as has become custom around here with each given followship milestones, here’s another sampling of questions and answers. Have a good weekend.

(Source: greypudding, via drug-child)

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(Source: why-all-these-names-taken-up, via lovepotionnumbernine9)

yanilavigne:

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yanilavigne:

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Minimalist Quotation Print, Ryan McArthur

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l3v3l-up:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

It’s magical

(via teenagethefuck-up)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

During one lunch break during the shooting of Avengers, Tom Hiddleston stole Captain America’s Shield and Thor’s Hammer. He then texted this photo to Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans and claimed he wouldn’t give them back.

The Avengers (2012)

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llamaloveszombie:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

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YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Yes, they’re cuter. But, look at that fucking llama. He may not be ADORABLEASDFGHJKL, but he is one regal looking motherfucker.

(via laughcentre)

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

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